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Amy: I am looking forward to seeing more blogs about your fun times on the helicopter! :D
chelle: Its not unusual for me to be humbled both by what you do and how you write about it. This post reminded me exactly how glad I am that I can count you as a friend and how lucky we all are that you do what you do to keep us safe, so thanks.
mim: I wept as I read this post--for the family, for all humanity that this monsterous crime could be commited by someone who lived right beside us. A child is gone. I'm truly bereft.
Storm: You have a great writing style and kept me all the way to the end .. great blog!
Chelle: Wow...Well at least I can add "I always know whose pants I'm wearing" to my meager list of accomplishments.
Mike: Yes, people actually say that. I've had two different people who've had drugs or paraphernalia on them tell me that already....they never can manage to tell you who's pants they are, or why they're wearing them...go figure
Chelle: People actually say to you "Those aren't my pants..." Weird.
Leenie: Happy New Year Christian
Chelle: Seriously, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. The cat fight and the rubbing alcohol saga are absolutely priceless...and if I haven't thanked you lately for keeping us safe from the fuck-trons and the douche-nozzles...thanks :)
Arkansas Cyndi: Happy Birthday!
Arkansas Cyndi: You fall of the edge of the earth? Or are you out looking for Steve Fossett
Chelle: So, of all the funniness of this last blog post, my favorite part is the horoscope. Its *almost* a ine from real genius...."Now we're doing the cha-cha!"
Putter: Wow, im kinda shocked.. Loved your stuff...Your good at telling stories... This is going to be my new favorite spot..lmbo..
Eric: Between you and Andy Rooney, I'm not sure who calls reality better. As always, I enjoy reading your page. I'll have to ride with you one night.
Leenie: Hey Christian...Hope all is well on the road for you and life is treating you well. Have a great week
Mike: Ok man, it's been like 2 weeks, time for an update...I know you've been working!!!! :)
Laura: I came by from Tom's journal and wanted to say hi... your journal's a very interesting read. Have a nice weekend. :)
Leenie: Hope your thumb is better Christian, Have a great weekend
Mom: Jimmie Carter lowered the speed limits on highways to 55 to save oil/gas and the mortality rates per motor vehicle PLUMMETED. When the speed limit was lowered to 55, it HAD been at 70 on the highway. People ROUTINELY drove 85-90. It's happened before. NOT a good idea AGAIN!
Tom: Hey, glad to see you posting again. Been a bit slow around here if you asked me.
jem: Hey thanks for dropping by, it musent be easy being a cop, don't let worry's get to you, have a good week.
jem: Just passing by, thought better say hello, have a gr8 day. You sound like you have a soft heart. Takecare.
Tom: Me and Leenie seen a few of those new chargers while driving out to wendover, They are pretty cool, think you might acquire one soon. Looks like the best place to play with one is out on that long highway to wendover. Take care and be safe.
Tom: Hello, just stopping by to drop a tag and check out your journal.
Leenie: Don't give me a head swell
Christian: Jack, I KNOW! I was feeling pretty pleased with myself when those pictures turned out ok. Then I went to Leenie's site and went, "Oh..."
Leenie: LOL Jack. Last time I checked I didn't have any balls.( Tom will be happy about that) So Goddess Seriously though, it takes alot of pictures to get the right ones and Im fussy. Sorry...just chatting on your tagboard Christian Have a great week and be safe.
Jack C: Hey Bud glad to see your still in the game lol.... Hope you got the email of the article I sent you... be safe... Leenie is a photo taking God amung mere mortals LOL
Leenie: Just stopped in to wish you a safe and happy weekend and check for an update...lol
Tom: Hey thanks for the email I will send one back, Im kinda slow at that....lol. How are things going?
Jack C: whats up?? thanks for the tags bro... send me an email off my profile page ill be able to send the clipping to you or ask Leenie she has it too... be safe bro
sparkle: Wishing you an awesome week
Jack C: whatsssss up.. my PC is fixed and Im back be safe bro
Chris: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning...it smells like...victory." Happy 4th
Tom: Hey, Thanks for the congrats, Looks like I will be Lt of the prison psych unit and looks like rock and roll and even better stories. Looks like you got your chargers....yooo hooo. see ya.
Mike: Makes me think of one line...."I love it when a plan comes together"
Chris: Nothing like flying in low over a rice paddy in the good ole UH1 Huey. A pair of 60's out each door...
Mom: Christian, you RULE! Wonderful post. And she DESERVED a ticket! What a JERK! By the way, I sent you a cool joke: A police recruit was asked on the final exam: What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?His response: "Bring backup."and you KNOW that's true!Love you!! Mom
Chris: I like helicopters. They rule!!!
Mike: Hi ho Silver...AWAY!
Chris: "what are you doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera..."
Mike: Me thinks Spencer has a pirate fetish
Spencer: YAR!!! (don't ask)
Leenie: LOL...healthy way...doh! Thanks, I do feel better now
Leenie: Thanks for the visit Christian...Most of the pictures are mine so thanks for the compliment too. Tom and I are well, he has been slack on entries but Im sure he will get on it again soon. I like reading journals like yours and his...I have a weird fascination for anything to do with the criminal mind...in a healthy naturally Take care out there
Ida: Well done!
Justin: Well done!
Ethan: Nice site!
Joe: Nice site!
KaylaRain: You erased your own Mother's Addendum with all those spammers! I hope she doesn't hold it against you! Still no post huh? Must be spending too much time on your bike... should I be jealous?
Anonymous: Hey, Robo cop, I want DETAILS about the helicopter training! This is from your MOM by the way!

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Wednesday, December 12th 2007

5:27 AM

Wish I Could Have Shot Him

  • Mood: Goddam pedophiles...

Still not much to report.  Still cold as the proverbial witch's teat out there.  And someday someone will have to show me the particular passage in Proverbs where they talk about the lack of heat intrinsic to Wiccan mammary glands...

Just had to brag for a second and let everyone know that I found a guy off a traffic stop tonight with felony warrants for touching little kids.  Sarge asked me if the worthless shit-stain and I talked about the particulars of his misdeed.  I explained that I didn't want to know and that details would really only make me want to pull out the Glock and speed up the justice system.  A .40 caliber hollow-point would definitely drive the point home that you don't touch little kids.  He was perfectly pleasant...but I still-deep down-wanted to break his legs with the baton and then slowly and repeatedly back over him with the patrol car.  Maybe feed him his own balls...something sinister...  But no...since I decided not to ask about what happened and he wasn't exactly volunteering information...I was professional and just booked him.

Not much else to talk about at the moment.  So here's your horoscope:

Scorpio October 24 - November 21

Despite there being a medical term for it, a team of doctors will simply refer to your condition as "Jesus fucking Christ." (www.theonion.com)
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